Recruiter | Full-Time, Fully Remote
Posted 2025-05-18ZERO | YOUR MISSION - What you love, that makes you different:
Almost like a chief of staff, you'll be the energy & standards bodyguard for the CEO by shielding him from peoples BS, mediocrity & Stupidity and excuses.
You fulfill your mission by finding extremely smart, detailed, eager, reliable people
And by Setting clear detailed written performance agreements & holding people to that agreement. Agreements are made to be upheld, not amended based on feelings or challenges people may face when executing on them
Will have a pipeline of people Plan A, B, and C for every role in the personal and business life of the CEOs.
ONE | OUR MISSION: What makes us different:
We are constantly striving for a ONE APP workplace. One place to manage your people, projects, your finances all built on Fun, easy chat (like whatsapp). Simple, one place, your entire business. Sounds simple, but It's never been done before.
TWO | PASSIONS | DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU?
You natural at quickly identifying common sense talent just by hearing someone speak and listening to how they interact
You get furious when people have no common sense?
You get pissed off with poor restaurant service? Dumb answers from hotel managers?
Do you filter through tons of people when you need a job to be done to find that perfect match?
You get crazy EXCITED when you find someone who's brilliant?
Do you hate bureaucracy and Clicks? Always find ways to remove steps with software automations? Love Simplicity? Hate the complex
You're not scared to find talent across any industry. Smart is smart regardless of profession.
You LOVE Holding people accountable to agreements. You don't buy into stories and excuses.
People who are highly Analytical behaviors sciences and IO (industrial organization) Geeks are a big fit.
THREE | TOP HARD SKILL PASSION & SUPERPOWERS
Cost Cutting and Negotiation: You are successful in driving down costs while maintaining strong relationships and quality.
Smarts Finder: You are skilled in vetting and filtering for SMARTS, and always seeking the people with high standards for each task and role without fear of moving between all industries. Smart is smart.
Marketing & Branding: You use the creation of high quality branding material and tactics to find the best talent. (phone, posts, forums, chat)
Systems: You are skilled at designing and implementing efficient systems to streamline workflows and enhance productivity
Technology: You are always utilizing and finding the most cutting edge technology in order to make you faster in achieving your mission.
Project Management: Youll outline agreements, price, timeline, KRIs, and hold people to them.
FOUR | TOP SOFT SKILL PASSIONS & SUPERPOWERS
Analytical: You are amazing at deciding what type of person will solve the problem by identifying the core role for each job and task.
High Standards: Youve gotta be raising the bar, correcting, fixing, improving all day long. OCD & perfectionists WE WELCOME YOU.
Justice, Fairness and Personal Accountability: You love holding people accountable and purging the bad guys and promoting the good guys.
Influence Negotiator: Get people excited and to buy in via all communication channels.
FIVE | YOUR OVERALL TASKS
Negotiation
Analyze Applicant Tests (20%)
Create & Optimize talent tests (5%)
Sourcing, Publish & promote for Talent
On boarding & Training new employees
Develop Training programs with managers
PM: Manage and lead internal/external team to achieve CEOs desire goal (50%)
Assessing resource needs
Sourcing and managing project-based contractors as needed
Ability to schedule the hard-to-get meetings without excuses
SIX | RELEVANT KEY INDUSTRIES & JOB EXPERIENCE
Family run business
Marketing
Building construction
Mechanical
Farm
HR
Software
Banking, Finance, Fintech
SEVEN | YOUR MANAGER
A Canadian born entrepreneur & International Polo athlete, His unique blend of business intellect & celebrity client base has landed him on Netflix Below Deck, at Donald Trumps Apprentice and at the Grammy Awards. He shares a deep passion for empowering the next generation of leaders through keynotes globally along-side world leaders including past presidents, and his mentor Arun Gandhi, grandson of the late Mahatma.
An international Polo Athlete, he spends a vast portion of his time in Argentina & Costa Rica where he is building a luxurious entrepreneur playground & retreat centre, Los Hongos (the Mushrooms).
EIGHT | ABOUT US
This is where Tesla innovation meets Banking & Accounting.
In early 2000s, Canadian based Crowne Law was the first to retrofit Big Tech Apple & Google Tax Strategies to e-commerce entrepreneurs netting them a fully compliant 50%+ tax savings. In 2013, Crowne pioneered the first mastercard® to be delivered virtually (no physical) which unlocked hyper growth for large marketing & Travel agencies who depend on hundreds of Credit cards.
Now serving banking clients in over 45 countries you can say Goodbye to lost passwords, tokens & Clunky banking, with our latest project TextBank , we moved sending money, financial reports, & expense classification into text.
NINE | OUR CULTURE & HOW WE WORK (Values)
We are huge fans of Elon Musk and Steve Jobs standards of quality & excellence. Nobody is perfect, neither are they, but theyve changed the modern game of business forever. While most companies start with meetings and lead to actions, we start with actions & next steps & hopefully get to action without the meeting. (note a phone call is a meeting AVOID THEM).
Simplicity
Perfection is not when theres nothing more to add; rather, when theres nothing more to be taken away.
Always be SIMPLIFYING & Improving & Systematizing. Eliminate steps, clicks, & automate everything. See every action through a checklist & system
Ownership & no excuses.
No Calls, no meetings, summarize what you need in a text. If you cant text it then youre not clear, and leading with emotion. (of course there are exceptions)
Bottom line HARDASS critical thinking. No hocus pocus. Dont believe everything you read, see, hear.
Massive Self awareness, Debate heavily and frequently in the effort of finding truth & clarity.
Faster, cheaper, better, smarter.
Be bold, Be Courageous. Be Different
Team: My win is everyones win. My loss is everyones loss.
TEN | IMMEDIATE PROJECTS (If hired)
Recruit and hire new team members, including Python and Ruby contract software developers [pay per feature] workers and self-sufficient organic farmers
Think through practical, high-quality, simplistic solutions to all special projects (level 3 or above quality)
ELEVEN | BENEFITS & APPLICATION
10% Guaranteed raise over your current job after the first 90 days.
Take your extra office drive time and drive to the gym instead
Work Virtual. Each lunch with your family, not dorky coworkers
Instant & Daily Salary deposits to your Company mastercard no wire fees/delays
Huge Growth Opportunities (everyone says this) but Alfred our ai bot Forces growth because he helps us measure success and failure automagically
Work on a project that actually is different. We will give you $1,000 if you can find a project that combines so many apps into real time chat, in a practical way that people can use.
This isn't some catchy phrase, we're ACTUALLY reducing bullshit in people's daily work lives, removing manual reporting requirements & follow up and leaving our mark on the world with a pretty cool app that people love to use.
Were ruthless dedicated to Tesla, Apples standards of quality. Every detail matters.
Job Type: Full-time
Pay: $45,000.00 - $55,000.00 per year
Language:
English (Required)
Spanish (Required)
Work Location: Remote
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